What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do you make a cow float?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a dancing sheep?