What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do fleas travel?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why was the mime upset?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call an animal pop star?