What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's E.T. short for?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?