What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Which computer won the talent show?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"