What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the airline worker name her child?
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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?