What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What season begins with a thud?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?