Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What is the most faithful insect?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?