Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a sad latte?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?