What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How do snowmen get information?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?