What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How are teens like cats?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?