What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are books always so angry?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?