What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
The Bloomin' Onion®.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?