How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?