How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?