What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How is life like toilet paper?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?