What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?