Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?