Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?