What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What kind of car does a chicken have?