What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which animals make the most honest judges?