What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Can February March?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What bird is always sad?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What was the first animal in space?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?