What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?