What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A garbage truck.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which cats love to be petted?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do automobiles fly?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do little fish love to play with?