What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A garbage truck.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?