What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which is the worst season?