Can February March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?