Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What does a dog say before eating?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?