Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you get straight A's?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call an angry monkey?