What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?