What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Which is the worst season?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?