Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
They had so many knights.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do dogs run in circles?
When should you start writing a book?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which relative loves rice?
Why are computers so good at golf?