How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which former US President was always cold?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?