How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call two birds in love?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?