What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
The Adventures of Tom Saw-yer.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a cat's favorite song?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do bees buzz?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?