What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
The Adventures of Tom Saw-yer.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a tired tree?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?