What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do bees gossip?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What time is your dentist appointment?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What are the strongest days of the week?