What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?