What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?