Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How did the tree get lost?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?