Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
What do trees keep as a pet?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
When should you start writing a book?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?