What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?