Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Board Game With A Twist
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?