Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?