Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why are stones so good at music?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call a retired vegetable?