Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do bees buzz?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?