What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What country has the most fish?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What nationality are most fish?