What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?