What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?