Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
He has great delivery, so maybe he has a chance!
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did one plate say to the other?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?