What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backward.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What animal has the most fun?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?