What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backward.
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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?