What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?