What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What kind of store would a dog own?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How are mountains able to see?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?