What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Are baby skunks cute?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?