What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why was the broom late for school?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?