What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?