What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Which subject has two parts?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?