What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?