What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do fish do at parades?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was the broom late for school?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?