What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?