What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do cows make great bakers?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are winter days great?