What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We're gonna have a BB!
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?