Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
I broke my finger!
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?