Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
I like telling Dad jokes.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?