Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How does a taco bless the table?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?