Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?