My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?