Which musician loves to make chili?
Rod Stew-art.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What are you studying in math?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?