Which musician loves to make chili?
Rod Stew-art.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do books sleep?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Which president loved to take baths?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What kind of water does an angel like?