What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
How much does freedom weigh?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?