What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where's POPcorn?
Which bug is related to you?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?