How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?