How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?