What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?