What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the pig go to the casino?