Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?