Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?