How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What job did the corn on the cob get?