How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?