What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?