What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?