What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
The Eagles.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What boat is great at getting a deal?